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		<title>Christmas Time For You And Me &#8211; by Susie Hemingway.</title>
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Christmas time for you and me
tis’ very different I’m sure you’ll see
the favourites that please you and me
complete this yuletide picture…
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Christmas bright with candlelight
good friends to share with you,
log fires that crackle, and ban the cold
toes warm as toast on rugs of old,
scented smell of cinnamon and 
warm mulled wine to sip,
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<h5>Christmas time for you and me</h5>
<h5>tis’ very different I’m sure you’ll see</h5>
<h5>the favourites that please you and me</h5>
<h5>complete this yuletide picture…</h5>
<p>&#160;</p>
<h5>Christmas bright with candlelight</h5>
<h5>good friends to share with you,</h5>
<h5>log fires that crackle, and ban the cold</h5>
<h5>toes warm as toast on rugs of old,</h5>
<h5>scented smell of cinnamon and </h5>
<h5>warm mulled wine to sip,</h5>
<h5>when carols sung of partridges, turtle doves,</h5>
<h5>winter crystals fall as snowflakes </h5>
<h5>from heaven above, to settle</h5>
<h5>on gleeful warm faces, catching</h5>
<h5>their lashes as they quicken their paces</h5>
<h5>to peep in pretty windows dressed ready to share,</h5>
<h5>a few of these favourite things.</h5>
<p>&#160;</p>
<h5>Jenny’s warm crisp mince pies</h5>
<h5>adds a sparkle to your eyes,</h5>
<h5>quince jelly and all those yummy things</h5>
<h5>brandy butter and children’s grins,</h5>
<h5>at snap of pretty crackers, mottos</h5>
<h5>laughing faces and silly chatter,</h5>
<h5>sweet smell of oranges, chestnuts too</h5>
<h5>Oh! to share them all with you.</h5>
<h5>Coloured garish paper hats, that special robin</h5>
<h5>that came and sat</h5>
<h5>near mistletoe for that special kiss,</h5>
<h5>we hang in bunches not to miss</h5>
<h5>the wonder of the child’s eyes</h5>
<h5>as underneath the tree is spied</h5>
<h5>coloured papered box entice, </h5>
<h5>if you’ve been good, if you’ve been nice?</h5>
<h5>Family, friends, laughter, fun..</h5>
<h5>“Merry Christmas” special ones. </h5>
<h5>&#160;</h5>
<h5>Christmas time no different you see</h5>
<h5>Just as long as you’re here with me.</h5>
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<h5>All Rights Reserved @ December 2009</h5>
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		<title>Pies Poetry And A Pint Of Gin.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 22:16:10 +0000</pubDate>
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I&#8217;ve never made a fancy cake
a malt loaf is really me
I can make a lovely cuppa
so I can always have Assam tea,
I can rustle-up a chicken pie
with the shortest crust you&#8217;ll ever find
with a tasty bit of gravy too
but I never make tiramisu,
or even glorious meringues that rise
in heavenly peaks that reach the skies!
I&#8217;d rather [...]]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;ve never made a fancy cake<br />
a malt loaf is really me<br />
I can make a lovely cuppa<br />
so I can always have Assam tea,<br />
I can rustle-up a chicken pie<br />
with the shortest crust you&#8217;ll ever find<br />
with a tasty bit of gravy too<br />
but I never make tiramisu,<br />
or even glorious meringues that rise<br />
in heavenly peaks that reach the skies!<br />
I&#8217;d rather have a drop of gin<br />
and write a little ditty,<br />
I&#8217;m getting on a bit you see<br />
but I really don&#8217;t need your pity.<br />
I truly like to dance and sing<br />
with music playing in my ears<br />
a duster in my hand,<br />
like I was seventeen again<br />
as I listen to rock-bands!</p>
<p>I like the music blaring out<br />
put on my heels and gad about,<br />
It gets the work done double quick,<br />
then a drop of Gordon&#8217;s does the trick.<br />
Pies,Poetry and a pint of Gin<br />
my life&#8217;s complete, I dream within<br />
of Para-gliding in sunny climes<br />
but to be quite honest I haven&#8217;t time.<br />
I&#8217;m busy selecting the brightest hues<br />
of brand new hair colours,<br />
and when I stand in queues<br />
I love to listen to the latest chat,<br />
of pretty girls who admire my hats!<br />
I love to spray the testers too,<br />
such fun to smell like a famous star<br />
with Chanel and Gucci, I&#8217;ll go real far&#8230;</p>
<p>Never mind the &#8216;leccy bill, would<br />
love new lipstick, better than pills!<br />
Ah! this ones, the one for me<br />
scarlet red, smooth as can be<br />
will make me feel like twenty three,<br />
Pies, Poetry and a Pint of Gin<br />
to dance down street, new life within.<br />
I spend the days reviewing years<br />
I like to write and think a lot<br />
not much one ,for knitting socks<br />
nor for mowing or removing weeds,<br />
I think I&#8217;ll  move overseas!<br />
and sit all day with skirt to knees                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             in deck-chair on sand and feet in sea<br />
with wrinkled face and cigar for me.<br />
I can dance all night in Latin clubs<br />
with swarthy handsome younger coves,<br />
then come home at dawn for a cup of tea,<br />
perhaps&#8230; I can learn to water ski?</p>
<p>but really I think I&#8217;d rather have&#8230;<br />
Pies, Poetry and a Pint of Gin !</p>
<p>Copyright @ Susie Hemingway 2009</p>
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