Category — Amusing Poems
Christmas Time For You And Me – by Susie Hemingway.
Christmas time for you and me
tis’ very different I’m sure you’ll see
the favourites that please you and me
complete this yuletide picture…
Christmas bright with candlelight
good friends to share with you,
log fires that crackle, and ban the cold
toes warm as toast on rugs of old,
scented smell of cinnamon and
warm mulled wine to sip,
when carols sung of partridges, turtle doves,
winter crystals fall as snowflakes
from heaven above, to settle
on gleeful warm faces, catching
their lashes as they quicken their paces
to peep in pretty windows dressed ready to share,
a few of these favourite things.
Jenny’s warm crisp mince pies
adds a sparkle to your eyes,
quince jelly and all those yummy things
brandy butter and children’s grins,
at snap of pretty crackers, mottos
laughing faces and silly chatter,
sweet smell of oranges, chestnuts too
Oh! to share them all with you.
Coloured garish paper hats, that special robin
that came and sat
near mistletoe for that special kiss,
we hang in bunches not to miss
the wonder of the child’s eyes
as underneath the tree is spied
coloured papered box entice,
if you’ve been good, if you’ve been nice?
Family, friends, laughter, fun..
“Merry Christmas” special ones.
Christmas time no different you see
Just as long as you’re here with me.
All Rights Reserved @ December 2009
December 9, 2009 12 Comments
Pies Poetry And A Pint Of Gin.
I’ve never made a fancy cake
a malt loaf is really me
I can make a lovely cuppa
so I can always have Assam tea,
I can rustle-up a chicken pie
with the shortest crust you’ll ever find
with a tasty bit of gravy too
but I never make tiramisu,
or even glorious meringues that rise
in heavenly peaks that reach the skies!
I’d rather have a drop of gin
and write a little ditty,
I’m getting on a bit you see
but I really don’t need your pity.
I truly like to dance and sing
with music playing in my ears
a duster in my hand,
like I was seventeen again
as I listen to rock-bands!
I like the music blaring out
put on my heels and gad about,
It gets the work done double quick,
then a drop of Gordon’s does the trick.
Pies,Poetry and a pint of Gin
my life’s complete, I dream within
of Para-gliding in sunny climes
but to be quite honest I haven’t time.
I’m busy selecting the brightest hues
of brand new hair colours,
and when I stand in queues
I love to listen to the latest chat,
of pretty girls who admire my hats!
I love to spray the testers too,
such fun to smell like a famous star
with Chanel and Gucci, I’ll go real far…
Never mind the ‘leccy bill, would
love new lipstick, better than pills!
Ah! this ones, the one for me
scarlet red, smooth as can be
will make me feel like twenty three,
Pies, Poetry and a Pint of Gin
to dance down street, new life within.
I spend the days reviewing years
I like to write and think a lot
not much one ,for knitting socks
nor for mowing or removing weeds,
I think I’ll move overseas!
and sit all day with skirt to knees in deck-chair on sand and feet in sea
with wrinkled face and cigar for me.
I can dance all night in Latin clubs
with swarthy handsome younger coves,
then come home at dawn for a cup of tea,
perhaps… I can learn to water ski?
but really I think I’d rather have…
Pies, Poetry and a Pint of Gin !
Copyright @ Susie Hemingway 2009
August 21, 2009 7 Comments
